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Black Dragon Forge

Eat Sleep Make Knives Repeat Coaster (6 Pack)

Eat Sleep Make Knives Repeat Coaster (6 Pack)

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Regular price R 300.00 ZAR
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You've probably heard of Black Dragon Forge, or at least the mighty Neels van den Berg, the head honcho around here. Well, if you haven't, you're in for a treat because you're currently eyeballing one of our products on our snazzy website!

Now, I won't sugarcoat it, this is a run-of-the-mill product description that we might slap onto most of our goodies. But hold on, don't rush to judgment just yet! Our marketing wizards are either on vacation or stuck in a never-ending brainstorming session, hence this wonderfully mediocre description.

But wait, it gets better! Our coaster R&D team just pulled off their greatest feat yet – they took a little nap. Yes, you read that right, they dozed off on the job. Now, it's up to me, your inner voice and conscience, to persuade you that you absolutely, positively cannot go on with your life unless you own this life-changing coaster. It's a coaster, folks, but trust me, it's the coaster to end all coasters!

I'm terribly sorry about all the excitement. It's a coaster. Nothing more, nothing less. Well, it's pretty cool, and we did make it, so there's that.

These coasters are so versatile they can sit on pretty much any surface you can think of. At this point, I'm not even sure what else to say, and I'm fairly certain nobody is still reading this. Anyone out there?

Just like all our products, we swear on the honor of all the fictional animals in the universe that no critters were harmed in the making of this coaster. There are no artificial sweeteners involved either, and it's soy-free, gluten-free, and high in fiber. (Just kidding about the fiber part.)

Now, you might be wondering what you'll find inside the box. Brace yourself, it's a thrilling reveal: 6 ultra-thin 6mm x 3mm MDF coasters with some really nifty engraving. Sadly, the coffee mug in the picture is not included. It's just there for show, to prove that, yes, a coffee mug can sit on a coaster. Deep stuff, right?

Dimensions, in case you're curious (and still with us):

  • Width: 90 mm
  • Height: 90 mm
  • Thickness: 3 mm
  • Weight: A whopping 125 grams for 6 coasters
  • Quantity: Yep, you guessed it, 6 coasters

And in case you're wondering what coasters are for (though I'm not sure how you got this far without knowing), they shield your table or any surface you put them on from the sweat of cold drinks. They can also signal that you're not quite done with your drink or, as a bonus feature, keep the creepy-crawlies out of your beverage. Cheers!

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