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Black Dragon Forge

Dead Smiley Face Coaster (6 Pack)

Dead Smiley Face Coaster (6 Pack)

3 in stock

Regular price R 300.00 ZAR
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  • International customers can arrange their own courier services to collect from the Black Dragon Forge Workshop in Lanseria.

Hold onto your funny bones, folks, because we're about to dive into the wacky world of coasters, and this one's a scream! Introducing the Dead Smiley Face Coaster, brought to you by the mad scientists at Black Dragon Forge!

Now, you may have heard of us, or maybe not, but who cares because you're about to meet the most hilariously morbid coaster ever. It's like a rollercoaster for your emotions, and trust us, it's not your run-of-the-mill coaster. This coaster is so unique, it makes the Mona Lisa look like a stick figure drawing.

Picture this: our coaster R&D team didn't just nap on the job this time; they went full-on graveyard siesta mode. Yes, you heard it right, they dozed off so hard, they woke up with dead smiley faces! Now, it's my solemn duty, as your comedic conscience, to convince you that your life is incomplete without this coaster. It's more than a coaster; it's a comedy goldmine!

I apologize for the excessive chuckles; it's just that this coaster is a riot. It's not your average coaster; it's cooler than a cucumber at a snowball fight, and we made it, so it's got that going for it.

This coaster is the master of versatility; it can party on any surface you throw at it. At this point, I'm not even sure what else to say, but hey, if you're still reading, you're officially the coolest human on Earth.

Just like all our other products, we promise, on the honor of all fictional animals, that no critters were harmed in the creation of this coaster. No artificial sweeteners, either, and it's so soy-free, gluten-free, and high in fiber... okay, not really on the fiber part, but we couldn't resist.

Now, what's hiding in the box? Brace yourselves, it's a jaw-dropping revelation: 6 of these dead smiley face coasters, each a 3mm thick slice of comedic genius. And to burst your bubble, that coffee mug in the picture? Nope, not included. It's there just to prove that even the undead can enjoy a good cup o' joe on a coaster.

Dimensions, for the coaster connoisseurs still with us (you rock!):

  • Width: 90 mm
  • Height: 90 mm
  • Thickness: 3 mm
  • Weight: A shocking 125 grams for a set of 6 dead smiley face coasters
  • Quantity: You guessed it, 6 of these gems

Now, in case you're wondering why you need a dead smiley face coaster in your life (and honestly, who isn't?), they're here to protect your table from drink-induced disasters, while also giving you a reason to laugh every time you look down. It's the ultimate conversation starter – because who can resist a coaster with an undead sense of humor? Get ready to LOL with every sip!

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