Rule 1: Don't Fuck Up! Coaster (6 Pack)

Alright, folks, gather 'round, because we're about to unveil the epitome of wisdom, sophistication, and well, pure awesomeness! We present to you, drumroll please... the Black Dragon "Rule 1: Don't Fuck Up!" Coaster! Yes, you heard it right, a coaster with a life lesson. Neels over at Black Dragon Forge made it his life's mantra while meticulously crafting those insanely expensive knives of his.

Now, we want to make it absolutely clear (the boss is watching, after all), we are bursting with pride as we introduce Neel's most cherished creation - this coaster set, which is more than just a coaster; it's a way of life.

Behold, the Black Dragon "Rule 1: Don't Fuck Up!" Coaster - a set of six made from 3mm MDF. It's not just a coaster; it's a symbol of Neels' dedication to not messing things up, or at least trying really hard not to.

While we were busy procrastinating about this fantastic product (we're experts at that), we stumbled upon a shocking revelation: 19 out of 15 people believe these coasters are the coolest things on this planet. Imagine that! Our devoted coaster R&D department even took breaks to certify these as the perfect dimensions and surface finish for both casual and, yes, even professional use.

Now, let's address the pressing question: Can you put these coasters on any surface? Well, the answer is... probably. We didn't test them on everything, because, honestly, we didn't expect anyone to read this far. Bravo to you!

And here's a pro tip: Please don't attempt to obliterate your coaster in 10 seconds by tossing it into the dishwasher. Don't be that person. Instead, ask your mom how to clean it or simply wipe it down with a damp cloth. We promise it's not rocket science.

Remember, the "Rule 1: Don't Fuck Up!" mantra has kept Neels, the Dragon himself, on the straight and narrow for a solid 13 years. Sure, he still screws up occasionally, but hey, we can't be held responsible for your mishaps. It's just a coaster, not a life coach or a magician.

Oh, and as with all our products, rest easy knowing that no animals were harmed in the making of this coaster. It's also free from artificial sweeteners, soy, gluten, and packed with fiber. We've got your well-being covered, my friend.

So, what's in the box, you ask? Six glorious 3mm MDF coasters with the most epic engraving you've ever laid eyes on. But just to be clear, no, the coffee mug is not included. SIGH

Now, for those who crave the specs:

• Width: 90 mm
• Height: 90 mm
• Thickness: 3 mm
• Weight: 110 grams for 6 coasters
• Quantity: Yep, you guessed it - 6 coasters!

And just in case you're wondering what coasters are for (although, we're pretty sure you've got this figured out): they shield your precious table from the dreaded condensation left behind by ice-cold drinks. Plus, they're great for signaling that your drink is still a work in progress and keeping pesky insects at bay. So there you have it, folks, the Black Dragon "Rule 1: Don't Fuck Up!" Coaster - because even your coffee breaks should be filled with life lessons and a touch of humor!